Gone Huntin'

Apparently the story goes something like this:
We spotted a deer (or should I say DANA spotted the deer), from our kayak and upon pulling up onto the shore I transformed into a nervous school boy. Exhibiting the signs of shock I approached the unsuspecting game kill. I drew a beat, and fired. The deer was left grazing, completely un-phased by my attempts at murdering her. So, I took another shot, and this time(!) the deer...well...fled into the forest never to be seen again.
Moral of the story: one, never start a land war in Asia, and two, never go up against a Venician unless your prepared to die!